Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this just has baby written all over it
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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