I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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