I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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