No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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