butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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