I'm lost and stupid without you.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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