you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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