Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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