But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
actually, I'm a sock model
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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