her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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