She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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