idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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