as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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