lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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