do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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