yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I intend to get homeless drunk
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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