i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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