Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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