I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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