white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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