Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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