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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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