Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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