I molested 6 butterflies tonight
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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