he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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