Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize