Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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