If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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