what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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