i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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