Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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