think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Found the puke drawer
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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