Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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