I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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