Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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