Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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