there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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