We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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