Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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