why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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