We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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