I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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