Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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