I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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