I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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