Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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