i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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