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That's how twitter works, right?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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