And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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