This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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